If i was sophie, part 4 and its beyond weird being sophie

I like bananas. I enjoy them because they taste good and they have a lot of potassium. They get me ready for a heated lacrosse game against brother rice, or for an extreme hour of running. What i don't like is peeling on open to find a disgrunteld employee had scribbled a message with pen into it. I know that it was Albert or whatever, but how did he get that banana, how didhe know i like bananas, and why the banana. Write the message on paper, on a mirror, text me. Ink poisoning kills thousands every year (stat i made up). At this point i would have accepted that strange and supernatural things were happening beyond my control, but now Albert is interferring with the thing i love most in the world to leave a stupid message, food. I would not be thinking aout, wow i guess we really can't explain or crate natural laws, because a dog was talking to me (im crazy) and now my fresh un-peeled banana has writing inside the peel (fake banana- yellow dye #4 on processed fruit loaf). That would be my only explanation, the philosophers ideas are to much to comprehend and take in all at once for me to start considering all their laws right away. If i was sophie, im in a coma, or im crazy.